can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you
(Source: aureat)3 days ago - 289,948 notes
I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
3 days ago - 66,977 notes
— My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)
3 days ago - 367,461 notes
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
Sure, I’m sad, but I’m not looking to soothe that sadness by replacing it with a new relationship. Women are allowed to be sad, and they’re allowed to be single, and they don’t need to hear that one day a man is going to make it all go away by telling her she is good enough again. She’s good enough as she is.
3 days ago - 4,466 notes
It’s humbling, to become the very thing you once mocked.
3 days ago - 1,660 notes
3 days ago - 117,883 notes
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed